I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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