Dual....:-)
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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