that's an acceptable place to lick
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
jump out the window naked night went bad
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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