puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
