Me. At least after what I've been through.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
All the doctor said was why
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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