nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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