When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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