Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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