And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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