READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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