I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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