Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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