I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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