called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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