Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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