I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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