I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Randomize
