he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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