What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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