I got chris browned last night
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Alive.
So much puke
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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