so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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