if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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