If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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