birth control should be required to get into college
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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