Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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