Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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