I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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