I hate your face
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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