Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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