That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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