I'm drive I can fine osifer
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I think I just sharted jello shots
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