It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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