at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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