so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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