i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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