love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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