problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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