My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
