I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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