I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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