Me too!
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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