friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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