Cold hands, warm shart.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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