Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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