At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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