He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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