I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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