we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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Still dying that you shit outside
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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