47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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