i already hear my dad disowning me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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