I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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