it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I did not marry a roomba.
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