I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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