i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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