Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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